Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson ELOPING & Making Babies?!?!

Waaaiiiitttttt…
WHAT?!
After MONTHS of constant speculation about whether or not Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are even TALKING while he's away in Australia, it seems the whole time Robbie Rob has secretly been planning to WED his vampiress so she can have his pointy-toothed brood…
Or so says a recent tabloid report! And we know how reliable THOSE can be, LOLzz!
According to sources, now that Robert is DONE filming The Rover all he wants to do is whisk KStew away to some remote location to get married in a super-secret ceremony, just him, Kristen and the priest!
One insider claims:

"Rob has always had this romantic notion of making a baby. And he’s not even talking weddings on the beach, or in a castle, in some far off country. For Rob, eloping means slipping away to someplace in the backwoods, finding a priest, and coming back married.
If he feel for someone else he knows he’d always be thinking about Kristen. What she was doing, who she was with. The truth is, he needs to be with her and she clearly feels the same about him."

Well, this definitely runs contrary to recent rumors that R-Patz wants to STAY down undah — and away from Kirsten — for a good long while!
And honestly, we doubt that after months apart either party will want to rush in to SUCH an intense commitment as marriage and KIDZ.
We know marriage isn't as eternal as vampire love, but it's still (technically) supposed to be a life long thing!
How about working on being together in the same country first? Yeah? Cool.